Ghost Story (1981)

Ghost Story (1981)
by Corin Wentworth

WHAT IT’S ABOUT: When an elderly man’s son dies under mysterious circumstances, evidence points to the supernatural. The aging members of The Chowder Society hold the key, and as they are picked off one by one, the surviving son must uncover their secret before it’s too late.

REVIEW: Ghost Story made a such a lasting, disturbing impression on me when I first saw it in the ’80s, I’d been kinda scared to see it ever since. It came on TV one lazy, unsupervised summer afternoon, and with one chilling stroke left me forever traumatized. A water-logged corpse collapsing to the ground, gelatinous skin sloughing away like a jellied sausage casing, slime-covered skull yawning open to unleash a silent howl… This image has never left me. Neither has the image of a screaming, naked man crashing to his bloody death through a plate glass window. This gruesome scene occurs in the first few minutes of the film and also happens to be the very first time my innocent eyes had ever seen a human wang. I guess it just slipped past the censors somehow.

Whoops! Sorry we SCARRED YOU FOR LIFE.

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The Spirit Is Willing (1967)

The Spirit Is Willing (1967)
Review by: Corin Wentworth

WHAT IT’S ABOUT: Three playful ghosts decide to have a little fun when a family moves into their seaside home. Unfortunately for the family’s teenage son, everything is getting blamed on him!

REVIEW: Our film begins in 1898. A young sea captain is propositioned on the edge of a cliff by an elder sea captain: marry my hag of a daughter, and I’ll make it worth your while! The older man insists that a luxurious home and wealth are simply there for the taking, hinting that a wise man would seize such an opportunity. Despite their precarious cliffside location and the elder captain’s urging, young Ebenezer immediately declines the offer. Have you seen that witch? Woof! However, when the older captain promises him a fleet of ships to command, Ebenezer buckles like a pilgrim’s hat.

Every man has his price!

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Jaws 2 (1978)

Jaws 2 (1978)
Review by: Erin Page

WHAT IT’S ABOUT: Police Chief Brody must once again protect the citizens of Amity after a second monstrous shark begins terrorizing its waters.

REVIEW: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water… up floats the pale and fetid carcass of another pointless sequel. Jaws is unequivocally one of the greatest thrillers ever committed to 35 mm film. Back in 1975, it single-handedly created the summer “blockbuster” by raking in more than 50 times its budget, so it made sense that the studio would attempt to capture lightning in a bottle twice. But whereas Jaws was a masterpiece of fear, fleshed out with a sharp script, intense (sometimes morally grey) characters, and a thrumming quiet anxiety, Jaws 2 is about as subtle as a speed boat explosion.

Also, yes. There are speed boat explosions.

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